CJ (Competent Journalist): Mr. Trump, you constantly claim that the 2020 election was stolen. That is a very serious accusation.
Trump: It is. It really is, CJ.
CJ: No President who took his oath of office seriously could make such an accusation without offering concrete, irrefutable proof at the very moment that he declares it to the American people. To do otherwise would only sow doubt and confusion pointlessly. That would be beyond reckless...it would be malicious. Even treasonous, wouldn't you agree?
Trump: Look, we have proof, CJ. We have lots of proof. They didn't give us standing! Ivanka and Marco Rubio have been really great on this....
CJ: So where is this proof? Can you show me some of it right now?
Trump: Right now? I don't have it in my wallet, CJ.....
CJ: Where can an American citizen go to see this proof in the next five or ten minutes? Surely there must be some website where you and your advisors have gathered examples of this proof for the general public to see. That would only make sense....
Trump: Yes...well...we have a concept of a plan for such a website...
CJ: So where? Where can we see the proof? The "steal" happened four years ago, and you have been clamoring about it ever since. Isn't it vitally important that the proof be generally known?
Trump: Well...yes but...
CJ: Wouldn't any leader move heaven and earth to get this proof in front of American voters?
Trump: Yes...that's true....
CJ: But you haven't done that.
Trump: Er...no...not yet....
CJ: So why should we make you president again?
Trump: Listen CJ....Ivanka....the late great Hannibal Lecter....they're eating the dogs and cats, CJ!
